mtg cards with protection Circle of Protection: Red [Revised Edition] – The Nerdporium your life total cant change and you gain protection from everything.Exile Perch Protection. Witness Protection | Foundations MTG

And I know how people get about their zombies

Ultra PRO 100+ Deck Box There are several color options for the Ultra PRO 100+ Deck Box which protects 125 single-sleeved cards or 100 double-sleeved cards and is a nice step up in size from the Ultra PRO Standard Deck Box

It also has an extra effect where, if the equipped card smacks your opponent, the sword deals 2 damage to a target of your choice and you get to draw a card

This loop also provides you with an infinite chump blocker, effectively preventing one enemy creature from ever attacking you

The Commander: Krenko, Mob Boss Krenko, Mob Boss is the most powerful goblin commander out there, and probably the best mono-red commander