mesprit pokemon card SV8] 114/106〈AR〉 Attack 1 Mesprit - Pokémon TCG Pocket

The fact that you can kill any non-green creature for cheap makes a good Doom Blade impression

Thieves Auction Oh, yeah, I mean, I guess we can just exile every permanent and draft them back onto the battlefield, thats fine

Many players would reach for burn, but that mechanic has a close cousin in life loss cards that dont care about anything so petty as damage or creatures

Hes limited to the first instant and sorcery you cast per turn and you need a body to sacrifice to make it happen

Liliana, Heretical Healer is an acceptable if unexciting creature, so assuming she does reasonably well on the rest of the tests, Liliana, Heretical Healer could still end the course with a decent grade